Sunday, November 08, 2009

Yes!!!

Friday, November 06, 2009

Expression of the Day

ass • hattery

Today's expression of the day is asshattery, which is defined as an activity of slightly less malevolency than assholery. The expression can be used as a verb or a noun, unlike its root, "asshat," which is usually just a noun. For example, one does not "asshat around," but one may find themselves "engaging in asshattery."

Here is the expression being used in conversation:

"Does it truly surprise me that some asshattery of this nature occurred? No more so than knowing a religion created by a science fiction writer is widely believed and disseminated as gospel."

Mickey Avalon. Pretty much anything he does is a form of asshattery.



Putting a sombrero on a donkey is a less common form of asshattery, but definitely still a waste of time for those who engage in its practice.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

just a bit more silliness

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Picks and awesome pic

Sarah Made These
I Chose My Wife Well!

Broncos (+3.5) over RAVENS

Texans(-3.5) over BILLS

Browns (+13) over BEARS

Dolphins (+3) over JETS

COLTS (-12.5) over Niners

Seahawks (+9.5) over COWBOYS

LIONS (-3.5) over Rams

Giants (-1) over EAGLES

CHARGERS (-16.5) over Raiders

Jags (+3) over TITANS

CARDINALS (-10) over Panthers

SAINTS (-11) over Falcons

PACKERS (-3) over Vikings

Record:
Last Week - 7-5
Season - 53-38

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Earth Fights Man


Ho no no, ho no no
Cannot stop
the lava flow

Geologists, architects, they all know
Bruddah cannot stop one lava flow

Lava burn deep
Lava burn red
Betta run cross dat street
Befo it burn you dead

Lava burn near
Lava burn roads
But ainokea
Cuz buggah burn slow.

Durka doo!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I also made a movie about bung holes.

Monday, October 26, 2009

"Twelfth" is a bizarre word.

It just looks so wrong spelled out, and it also sounds really strange. It's one of those words that starts to loose all meaning as you think about it in greater depth.