The holidays are in jeopardy.
Santa Claus, striking from a hidden rebel base, has turned to the dark side and is selling British defense secrets to the Iranians.
Jolly Ol' St Nick also has plans to distribute toxic polonium pancakes instead of presents.
Just imagine little Sally and Billy biting into XMAS breakfast and receiving a mouthful of untraceable, radioactive death.
There is a high probability that Christmas cheer will be at an all time low.
Bond has only 24 hours to put Citizen Kringle in a shallow grave and deliver complimentary XBOX 360s to the children of the world.
Rated NC-17: For extreme fisting and unbridled pwnage.