Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Friday, July 20, 2007

Points of randomnimity...

I had another incredible dream about monkeys last night. Not the realistic, stupid, dirty monkeys of our world, but the small, intelligent, crafty monkey's of my imagination. The kind of monkey's that are the size of your hand and sit on your shoulder and understand English. That was an awesome dream, even though one of the monkey's got destroyed because someone in the dream was filming some movie that called for it.

I really need to compose and record some more music. I get always get bored of my own stuff before I can commit it to 'tape'. I need better vocal melodies, and I need to write electronicish stuff that sounds less conventional.

I have more to say but I'm bored of it too so I'll stop now...

Thursday, July 12, 2007


Heres some nice ones I got...

Hurt Cure
Ideal Hurt
Filthy Slice
Slice Children
Strain Pork
Fat Princess
Slant Of The Neutron Pulp
Burnt Flesh Lady
Candid Mammal

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Cy, you are awesome, do acid...

Yah, BTF on Myspace, the biz...Cy, you've inspired me. Not only with your innovative moves in trip-hop/downtempo production and steadfast friendship, but because you somehow managed to keep those BTF masters around, ready for internet publishing. I lost all my old recorded stuff because I suk. Now the moment of truth when, yes, I, Kevin Minor, do create my own Myspace page. Because...today I'm going to pretend I'm not as antisocial as I really be.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007



that is all.

Friday, July 06, 2007

What If....

July 8th, 2007
The Hot Times

Live Earth Concerts Trigger Countrywide Power Failure

On an extremely hot summer Sunday - in the month energy consumption surpassed record levels - the simultaneous conduction of dozens of Live Earth concerts by musicians "rockin' out for the environment" caused massive power grid failures across the country, resulting in brownouts, blackouts and subsequently the meltdown of several power generators in multiple states, resulting in the release of thousands of tons of CO2 and radioactive materials into the earth's atmosphere.

As a result, the estimated rate of global warming has quadrupled in intensity, hastening an impending and apocalyptic climate shift.

"Its your fault," explained Al Gore, organizer of the event and climate paranoia expert. "Nobody listened to me 12 years ago when I said the world only has 10 more years of sustainability if we don't make the necessary changes to our heathen lifestyles. I changed, and the world refused to change with me. So, its your fault. Now pardon me, I have a private jet to catch."

Gore had been criticized in recent months for failing to establish a connection between Live Earth and any actual benefit to the environment. His son, Rory Gore had also recently been arrested on suspicious driving and drug charges, which he immediately blamed on global warming.

"As the warming gets worse, I reckon I'll have to do more blow to keep cool," the younger Gore lamented.

Others were not so ready to admit global warming was a bad thing. Air conditioner, shaved ice & beer salesmen, nudists, sand collectors and heat aficionados all rejoiced in fucked-up unison.

"Good! Its friggin cold as shite in Scotland!" commented Arctic Monkeys lead singer Joe Monkey. "We are befittingly changing our name to the Warm Monkeys."

"Matt Damon," said Matt Damon.

Monday, July 02, 2007

I'm still not sure how this can be real...

BTW, I highly reccomend checking out the Truth Ministry website. You won't be disappointed.

(update: actually you can kind of see someone photoshopped the text from 'gay' or 'homosexual' to 'asian'. The website's response is pretty hilarious.)