Monday, January 28, 2008

Douche Fag.

Not only is this guy a total queerbait, but he also knows absolutely nothing about Star Wars.

This really long but it's worth listening to the whole thing: LINK.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Friday, January 25, 2008

I have lots of spare time.

and for Josh (if you haven't seen it already, this is the unedited 9-min vers):

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

These could be Beck lyrics...

Passive aggressive new mineral mobs lather their faces with data meringue.

Kick it with criminally negligent slobs, quite frequently TIVO-ing “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.”

Sever all ties with your previous selves and the stem-celling families grown up from the sand.

Fill up the farm with mixed modular shelves for storage of porridge. Now get off my land.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Scientology & You by Tom Cruise

The Jesus of Scientology, Tom Cruise, (shittily) explains the importance of his religion to him in this video, using more generalizations, metaphors and hyperboles than the whole of the Old Testament, while a loop of the Mission Impossible guitar melody plays in the background. The website hosting this video is already being sued for copyright infringement, so see it while you still can!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Fun with Bush

Drudge occasionally puts up these suggestive pictures of politicians that sometimes beg for a caption. So I answered two of them. Might as well get your kicks in as we only have a year left before it becomes harder to make fun of the President (it certainly can't get much easier... uh, well Huckabee might try to prove us wrong). They are slightly lame but I couldn't help myself.

Yet More Radiohead Banter

"In Rainbows" tops U.S. CD Charts

It is good to have a physical representation of something that is good, so I might get one, plus I can't help but think my subconscious awareness is impacted however slightly by compression. Does what you can't hear affect what you can hear?

Plus, when future civilizations dig our shit up, there's a much better chance they'll be able to play a Radiohead CD than use a flash drive with mp3s on it. Then they'll know who the hottest band before the apocalypse was.

Sunday, January 06, 2008