Tuesday, April 29, 2008

GTA4 is apparently quite hot.

It's looking like GTA4 may end up ousting "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time" as the #1 highest ranked game of all time on gamerankings.com.

I must acquire it so I can get lost in a month-long gaming binge. That's the cure for what ails me... the panacea... the answer to all my problems... the warm I've been searching for, so to speak, as it were and such and what have you.

BTW I just got back from Orlando Florida where I explored the effects of drinking copious quantities of Jack & Coke in a high-heat, high-humidity environment while watching the Lakers and eating cheese with a comely female.

5 comments:

Mondu said...

chops

Mondu said...

..and...Florida?

cyrusfx said...

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/ps3/grandtheftauto4

this will be the game that bumps me up to the next gen of consoles... provided the Bush refund checks is fo reals.

MatthewQ said...

The fortuitous occasion of having just purchased a new 42" Hi-Def TV along with the nearly synchronous release of GTA IV will render me unto a world of deep satisfaction. Now I no longer need to constrain my drinking to the real world. Speaking of, I think it's time to hit that whiskey.

marchhare14 said...

"Grand Theft Auto IV is the gravest assault upon children in this country since polio."
-Jack Thompson, Anti-video game crusader and complete fucking moron.

I have to admit, the sexytime part of the gameplay is fucking juvenille bullshit. If I was 13 I'd probably be pretty stoked to see a guy get his johnson yanked, blowed and bounced on by a chick, but not anymore. Video Game Porn = WTF?