Lo, we hardly knew that fierce fighter, Matthew Q,
Who could DXM to plateau four, then five, then blast right through.
A mountain of man with deft and sterile hands,
That could code you in a corner and own at Wii darts too.
With his own bottle of wine, the demon arrives.
On LSD, he got some knives.
And had a talk with a being made of rock on the topic of ending lives.
So much power to attain, with that inventive Lydon brain
That will bring to all a steady fall through presidential reign.