Friday, May 30, 2008

video of a real live space alien, you guys

really i just posted this cuz thats one of the best Digg comments evar.

Bring on the finals.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Men's Room with Bas and Jeremy

This was on my myspace page, but its clean programming for the whole family, and needed to be reposted. Kevin I'm listening to Rain on a Leaf right now and its tight, you should send me some more samples. Oh, and it turns out Bas is a real guy, this crazy mixed martial arts fighter whose specialty is punching people in the liver.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

The Southening

I went South last night.

I fell off the cube instead of gleaming it.

Now I'm in that strange limbo state, running on no sleep, hungover and laced yet somehow feeling energized and ready to go see Indiana Jones and the KOCS.

I just pray that the Lucas factor doesn't slather any gayness on it.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Awesome across the board.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Matt what do you know about Leo Zagami?


...The Knights Templar Supreme Commander Leo Lyon Zagami wants to visit your own Priory as soon as possible as you are now officialy accused by the Order in Europe of Satanic practices and other diableries. “Neither powers nor principalities, etc. shall separate me from the love of God.” Freemasonry shall live on until men shall look upon each other for their character and uprightness, rather than through prejudiced eyes and discriminating hearts.

Until then, we must fight prejudice, despotism, and manner of evil that exists in the hearts of men. Our sword of justice and our cause is right and “IN HOC SIGNO VINCES.”

-Frater Superior Leo Lyon Zagami
Knights Templars of the Apocalypse Supreme Commander

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Zero Punctuation reviews GTA IV

This silly Brit has a knack for making hilarious video game reviews. That is, videos of game reviews. Even though he's normally a whinging wanker he still has to give props to the unprecidented greatness of GTA:

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


Behold his Bigitude:

Look how scared that small African male appears to be of our big dirty Spaniard.

He came through big for us tonight. Clean play from a dirty man.

How are you, Josh? All your age are belong to schfity five.

Happy birthday and such.

It's too bad we can't have a party, because then I could show you how my descent into binge drinking has intensified.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Game Informer

Big ups to my main man, the Nodar, for hooking me up with a free subscription to Game Informer magazine.

I just started receiving the love, and now I have some new reading material for those brief periods where I have time to read while shitting.

Friday, May 09, 2008

Don't Fuck With the eFFekTiNaTor

Seriously, don't fuck with CyrusFX. He's handy with a piece.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Major Side-Effects

It's amazing, but all weight loss products are basically the same thing - a low grade stimulant that curbs your appetite and speeds up your metabolism. There's no way this is what our creator intended for us to do when the burden of resisting a third Burrito Supreme at Taco Bell becomes too much to bare.

Fantasy Sports are an incredible source of joy and pain. I recommend that you definitely don't maybe probably sign up for one never do it.

Every time an Ipod commerical comes on, I'm convinced it's only a matter of time before Sarah has downloaded whatever massively annoying song is in the background.

We made an offer on a house. We were a bit too late. It's o.k., I'd rather live in a castle.

I had a student write an AP essay using the Bible as a work of literature, while simultaneously proclaiming that it was a factual document. I love brain dead again Christians.

LOST is on in a few minutes.

Here's a picture.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Nu NIN album in teh intrawebs

Its got a few solid tracks on it, they are giving it away in Rainbows style (except you can't pay even if you wanted to). they are even offering it in lossless and some super better-than-CD WAV formats:

Monday, May 05, 2008

High As FCUK (I wish I was)

Man, I wish I could feel that good deep burn right now. That sounds way more fun than working, which I'm not going to do today.

Damn, that place is going off! part II

Chelsey Clinton at a rally for her mother's campaign of evil and doom in N.C. Her attempt to reinvigorate the aged and lopular crowd by exposing her punani was received with mild smatterings of applause.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Chops building 101 (slow and steady brings the burn)

I'm now 0.01% complete with my task of attaining total fretboard domination.

I might consider selling my soul to the devil for total guitar mastery.

Friday, May 02, 2008

The Other Hot Box

So, today I finally went balls to the wall and upgraded my sim-unit, gonna try out the Xbox just cuz have not before (and its significantly cheaper), and am now ready to start my new life as a Serbian immigrant in a land of new opportunity. Liberty City here I come!

ps: the multiplayer on this game is supposedly without peer (not literally), so we should exchange online fagnames and coordinate a meet-up for a violent romp some day. it would be the clean thing to do.

Thursday, May 01, 2008


Are you still listening to me?
What? Yeah. I think so.
Do you think it's important? I mean, I don't know... it just felt weird. Not like a normal dream.
I'll tell you what feels weird, man. I feel weird.
Martin's glazed eyes strained to make out Matt's form on the couch.
Are you ok?
Yeah. I feel weird, but in the good kind of way.
Yeah? You know warm butter?
I kind of feel like that.
You feel like warm butter?
Yeah, like all of the molecules in my body have been replaced by molecules of warm butter. Like maybe if I'm not careful I'm going to just melt into this couch.
Yeah, I'm definitely in the butter realm now.

- "And the stars became like unto rain, and fell to the earth..."