Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Can you believe this shit?

Radiohead Blasted By Veteran Rockers KISS For Giving Their Music Away For Free

Bassist Gene Simmons says the British rockers – who gave fans the choice to download last year's album 'In Rainbows' for free or pay a sum of their choosing - says their decision is contributing to the demise of the record industry and insists his band would never follow suit.

Gene - who starred in reality TV show 'School of Rock' - said: "The record industry is dead. It's six feet underground and unfortunately the fans have done this.* They've decided to download and file share. There is no record industry around so we're going to wait until everybody settles down and becomes civilised. As soon as the record industry pops its head up we'll record new material."

Oooh and I shall continue to hold my fucking breath until then...

*What a fagbot. The fans are to blame? He owes everything he has to the fans.


  1. As if I didnt hate gene simmons enough already.

  2. On the bright side, I guess it looks like KISS will never be releasing another album.

  3. I hate kiss, but I can't believe this post already has more responses than my hip-swiveling Wii Fit girl. I guess it's hard to post with one hand on the keyboard and one hand on the cock...

  4. We should design a Wii-sturbation game.

    It will help young males develop the wrist strength and dexterity that they'll need upon hitting puberty.

    Similarly to the game that prepares girls to give HJs and BJs, we can cleverly disguise the stroking action with some innocuous-sounding mini games like "Shake The Dice" and "Coax the warm yogurt out poor Sammy Snake's mouth before he chokes."

  5. "Coax the warm yogurt out poor Sammy Snake's mouth before he chokes."

    This is the best thing anyone has ever written!

  6. I'm still laughing at poor sammy snake!!!

  7. yeah you're right josh, i woulda commented on it but Cos right in his comment, she's not asian enough.