Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Important SW related question

Do you think that Jedi could generate lightning? Why is it necessarily a power only available to the Sith?

I suck.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Midget tries to break cuffs (take two)

Unfortunately the video I just posted has already been removed from YouTube. It featured a buff midget trying to evade a cop by doing back flips and climbing up a street light.

Here's a YTMND of the final few seconds of the encounter in which the midget tries to break his handcuffs.


Thursday, July 24, 2008

Format change and admin rights.

Per Josh's request I decided to change our blog template.

Also, I've granted all of you guys admin rights so you can tweak things. Just don't revoke my admin status or I'll start up the cutting.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Quick Question

Anyone want to play Fantasy Football? Anyone?



It's really fun!

My league needs at least one more dude. Or chick. Or whatever. If you know anyone who'd be interested, let me know.

Question 2: Does my posting style make me the Carrot Top of bloggers?

Monday, July 21, 2008

Johnny Rico!

The first movie was really, really good in a bad way, or maybe bad in a good way. I never saw the second movie, but heard it was soft. One can only guess what the straight-to-DVD third installment will be like. This could be the next Megalodon... Cambria time, anyone?

Monday, July 14, 2008

some more nerdery

god bless the internet and people with shitloads of free time

ps im gonna be in SB this weekend, we should kick it

Friday, July 11, 2008

An Idea for a Science Fiction movie

WTF: The Movie

An ordinary man -- extraordinary circumstances. Layperson Jimmy Skywalker wakes up to discover himself in a strange environment: foreign landscapes jetting out from an ocean-dominated celestial sphere, hurtling through the vast reaches of space. Without reason or purpose to guide his newfound state of his existence, Skywalker must come to terms in accepting his placelessness within the infinitely small fraction of time he calls a lifetime.

Rated M for Metaphysical

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Prepare for the End of Gays.

In case you guys didn't notice I just obliterated my Facebook and MySpace accounts. I never updated them anyway and I decided it was time be done with the social networking sites.

On a completely unrelated note: When I'm drinking, I find it very hard to restrain my usage of the word "gay", which ends up causing problems when I'm in the presence of people who are gay or bisexual. I'm not very PC.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

quote of the day

"I'd like to see a portable version of Pro Tools so I could make beats in my car."
-Snoop Dogg, on mp3 players

Thursday, July 03, 2008


There is a slow, deep burn approaching Goleta. My parents were just evacuated from their home, so I'm sure that Kevin and his folks were also. I know that I'm not in any imminent danger of getting burnt, but it's still pretty ominous around here.

The power has been off an on, and I think the surges have been raping my XBOX 360 which just displayed the dreaded read circle of death.

Dumb earthquakes and fires in California.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

My previous post about games

I ran that post through an English to Spanish translator, then back to English. The results were lolz.

Each has a friend (or perhaps, as in my case, HE IS the friend) who plays the games of the GTA per hours loves them, but the whole time finishes to only two missions excellent that the game is towards outside and. Yep, you are speaking with that individual now. I have owned each game of the GTA that is sent for xbox, never I have obtained remotely near games uses of those of the completion yet. It does not close. Here it is why: To kill people at random is the BEST part of GTA. Taking to girls and taking places them and watching cutscenes with evident racism, - insipid - insipid insipid… who takes care of! People of the slaughter! Cars of the explosion! I try - I really do - attempt to me to finish the missions, but just noncare enough. He is just so hard to take freakin Micaela that rolls another one more hour. He is hard to take care of on a little stupid van of the game when you can find many the perfectly throughout not exploded vans in the game. Here it is where the codes of the cheater come in practitioner. I assume certain level of total number of readers of gamer in this site, thus, deign really not to put the codes here. You know where to find them if you have not used them already. Whereas I extended envelope in my blog (shamless fits), the fall of the boats of the sky on the cars is time and time again an inexplicable joy. Also you can secure portions of arms. And boats. The best part on the boats of fall in people is that when she dies, of the boat who finishes falling in her head, nobody knows that you made any thing. Police does not fumigate to him. They hardly make his thing, and you can take all the money. It is a sweet distribution. Passing another obsession recent, the forgetfulness has destroyed to me. I have played by near 120 hours until now in this character, I cannot yet be engaged in to make the pairs passed of things that I need to make to finish the main search. “It thinks about the points of gamer” Fodder me, a strong, deep-ingrained voice says yet to me that “it thinks about the side-searches” Yes, I know that you can make the side-searches after main history has finished, but I want to be a beast when I defeat the game.