Friday, October 31, 2008

Economic Girlie Men

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AFP) – Muscleman-turned-actor-turned-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger called on Barack Obama to beef up his his policies -- and his body -- at a high-voltage campaign rally for Republican John McCain Friday.

Schwarzenegger, the Hollywood action hero who is now the Republican governor of California, delighted a crowd of several thousand at a McCain campaign event in Ohio by ridiculing both Obama's policies and his slender physique.

The Austrian-born former Mr Universe has hosted a bodybuilding tournament in Columbus for several years, and opened his address by inviting Obama to participate in the next event.

"Every year in March I come here to organize the Arnold Classic, which is all about building the body and pumping," Schwarzenegger said.

"That's why I want to invite Senator Obama because he needs to do something about those skinny legs. I'm going to make him do some squats.

"And then we're going to make him do some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms."

(sounds like something one of us would make up, but its true! God bless Kaleefonia!)

Thursday, October 30, 2008


Oh yeah... its been out for like 3 months already, but I actually had a real track released on a real CD, you guys.

Its pretty sweet, Co might be able to identify the main sample, I'll give you a clue, the bands name starts with the letter "M", and no, its not "M" the band. That would be tight though.

Give er a rip: "Creed Chameleon - Inkorporation"

Winner gets a digitally-signed copy of the mp3 single.

The MC is this guy Creed Chameleon, he draws a lotta folks to shows in these parts. Hopefully he'll let me DJ that song for him live sometime. You know, put the instrumental CD on and stand there and rock out on stage. I still have yet to play with Ableton, but I think all this time has been lost without it, so I'ma bring change to this muv like Al Pacino in Heat.

Rick Wright, RIP

Happened almost 2 months ago already.

The keyboard player for Pink Floyd. I posted about it on my lame website.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Monday, October 13, 2008

An Exemplary Dougstep Track

Skream - Dutch Flowerz


Notice the emphasis on 16th notes, and I think there's some triplets in there but my brain hurts too much from work to really comprehend much.

I started writing "Doubstep" but thought Dougstep sounded better.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Sunday, October 05, 2008

The Fragmented Orchestra

Why is it that every time I drink a lot I feel an intense urge to watch Episode III?

Specifically, I feel an intense longing to see the scene where Mace Windu and the Jedi dillholes get owned by Sidious.