Tuesday, December 16, 2008

update on Cock Flea Man

8400 AD: Cock Flea Man is being crushed time and again by intergalactic forces, punished by alien species with advanced weaponry.

8500 AD: If only he hadn't screwed around so long during certain tribal stages he might've had time to develop some more hurtular weapons and shit, before the Wubs from Protea did (alas).

8600 AD: The rain of fury is just too immense: Cock Flea Man dies out, as does Predecessor to Cock Flea Man, Beaked 4-Armed Cock Flea and eventually, Cock Flea 1.0.

8700 AD: All life on planet Derkistan ceases to exist, as does any recorded history of Cock Flea, rendering this synopsis a null set.

8800 AD: Matt Lydon rides large into town, his cyberbody recently having been polished, his brain & memories transplanted & copied into that of a fresh infant. He sets forth re-terraforming planet Derkistan and colonizes it with replicas of himself, soon ready to dominate the galaxy.

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