Friday, January 30, 2009

oh, and...

i just tried opening up Cleansmanship right now using Opera, and got the Mega site of Bible studies... you wanna know why?


7 Tons of Fire

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Tard Thom

Thom Yorke of Radiohead fame was struck firmly on the skull by a sock filled with smaller socks which were, in turn, filled with miniature solid-gold sock statues.

The blow left his mental powers a mere 1/64th of their original heft.

He now looks like this and fails at music and life.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Your Mum's A Bender / Life Imitating Art

1. British Comedy is where its at these days. I highly recommend checking out any of the following mind-blowing stand-up geniuses, especially if you are as of yet unfamiliar with their works:

-Jimmy Carr
-Ricky Gervais
-Eddie Izzard

2. Sometimes the world writes the jokes for you. Here were 2 super sweet news stories that were back-to-back in our local paper today. Here is the first paragraph of each, without further adoo:

a. Blowfish Testicles Blamed In Illness

Tokyo >> Blowfish testicles prepared by an unauthorized chef sickened seven diners in norther Japan and three remained hospitalized yesterday after eating the poisonous delicacy...

(just nature's defense against a predator dirty enough to eat another specie's balls...)

b. Singer Charged In Fatal Fire At Club

Bangkok, Thailand >> Thai police have charged the singer of a band named Burn with negligence for allegedly setting off fireworks that started a New Year's Eve nightclub blaze that killed 66 partygoers in Bangkok...

(no additional commentary necessary...)

Jimmy Carr

Good names for an Emo album that only Kevin will get

Romance is a Brodance.


Bromance is a slow dance.


Romance is a Bromance.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dear Dillholes,

If there’s anything sweeter than Tim & Eric, it’s Tim & Eric after having several Jack & Cokes combined with a cheese & cracker spread. Throw in some coitus and you’re solid as fuck, son.

Damn, guys… I feel like I’m either spiraling into a world of computer science dominance, or I’m going to die next week from my high blood pressure.

Kevin, don’t get your chops too hot without me.

Josh, you have a daughter arriving… that’s so cool. It’s weird how even though I’m a male, I feel my equivalent of the biological clock ticking, however quiet.

Lydon, you’re a fucked up coder like I am. You’re a slave to the MFC framework even though you know that we moved past that shit ten years ago. Stop trying to make critical sections safe across process boundaries. Just use a mutex and call DuplicateHandle() like everyone else.

Cyrus… I miss the days when you were here on the homeland. Didn’t Barack’s speech inspire your to come back home?

Seriously…now there’s a well-spoken SOB. Obama has some mad tight loquacious skills.

Tomorrow I head back to my Alma matter at UCLA to play some kind of musical gig at the behest of my company. I play bass and the parts are simple, which is slightly gay, but it IS good practice to play in front of a lot of people and sing whilst playing bass.

None of us post very much anymore… we’re all getting older and lazier, and more cognizant of the fact that the world is a huge shit sandwich, of which we’re all trying to take the most prudent bite.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

You know what I mean?

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Monday, January 05, 2009