Better than the Internet.
What are you trying to do, get us to give up playing X-Box?? But that picture raises the age-old question of the chicken and the egg: did the XBox give rise to the beast, or did the beast, already being beastly and having no social or recreational life, take up the XBox? Most likely they are melded together in a malignant, positive feedback cycle, in which the host body eventually ruptures.
Reminds me of Cartman and his trapper keeper.