Sunday, February 08, 2009

I'm so done...

Somebody stick a fork in me...

The best thing that life has to offer me right now is playing Mass Effect and then spanking it to Skinemax softcore porn.

4 comments:

  1. Now that I think about, the above two things are actually pretty awesome. I don't know why I wasn't more excited about them last night.

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  2. I was just going to say that. I saw you online last night playing Mass Effect and it almost got me to switch over from Fallout 3, but that's just not happening right now. My xbox 360 and Fallout 3 go together like Chicken and Corn.

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  3. ..or how about getting a BJ while playing a cover of 'fade out?'

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  4. Kevin, I know your arpeggio chops are hot, but I don't think even you could maintain "Fade Out" whilst having your man mecury sucked up your thermometer.

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