Thursday, February 05, 2009
Phelps farts in crowded elevator, alienates fans.
Seriously wtf is this shit! Anyone with that kind of inhuman ability to move through water deserves to take a bong hit now and then. Oh, but i forgot that when one achieves such indominable feats of physicality one must then conform to whatever unrealistic and misguided behavioural standards the retarded public would like to impose. But what about all the child-swimmers at the YMCA's that have had their faith shattered? Shouldnt our role-models be held accountable for their image? NO RETARDS! FUCK ROLE MODELS! BE A GODDAM INDIVIDUAL!