Thursday, February 05, 2009

Phelps farts in crowded elevator, alienates fans.

Seriously wtf is this shit! Anyone with that kind of inhuman ability to move through water deserves to take a bong hit now and then. Oh, but i forgot that when one achieves such indominable feats of physicality one must then conform to whatever unrealistic and misguided behavioural standards the retarded public would like to impose. But what about all the child-swimmers at the YMCA's that have had their faith shattered? Shouldnt our role-models be held accountable for their image? NO RETARDS! FUCK ROLE MODELS! BE A GODDAM INDIVIDUAL!


  1. i like how nobody's taken the reverse perspective on this incident: what if green was the magic ingredient that helped him get that final edge over his competitors?

    the guy who only won 6 gold medals in a row probably never took a hit in his life, and he sucks compared to Michael Phelps.

  2. I know we were all thinking the same thing when we saw that picture: his lung capacity has to unmatched. They can't build a bong big enough to hold him.

    Also I agree with Cy and Kev.

  3. He was just getting an early start on his training for the bong blast Olympic event which will become an official sport in 2012.

  4. Lets pile stupid ontop of stupid, shall we?

    "We've now learned that since investigators began trying to build a case, they've made eight arrests: seven for drug possession and one for distribution. These are arrests that resulted as the sheriff's department served search warrants."