Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Josh Hartnett shits self following late-night Taco Bell binge.

The actor's underdeveloped gastrointestinal tract, the result of mild down syndrome, left him ill-prepared to deal with said eats.

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1 comment:

  1. April Fools!

    The ailment was actually caused by repeated anal rapeage...

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