Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Happy Birthday, Josh
"So, I heard you're havin' a lil baby there... Whoah! What happen there buddy? You forget to wear a rubber or somethin'? No but seriously, I woulda let you borrow one, dude. All you gotta do is ask Carl."
"So I suppose you want me to say somethin' special to, you know, mark the occasion. So whoopty friggin doo!! Keep 'em outta the hot tub. How's that for ya? I'm goin' back inside."
(No but, seriously, Not your birthday, but of the object that came to rise partly out of you, yet is not you. And unlike other things that fall off your body, this thing will flourish... Provided you water it enough... Words of wisdom right there.)