Monday, May 18, 2009
How did I end up on Star Tours?
So I was watching the new Star Trek movie tonight when I found myself confronted with a strange dilemma, namely trying to figure out how it was I ended up on Star Tours. Was it some sort of spontaneous teleportation, or perhaps an acid flashback? I mean seriously, why the fuck was my seat bouncing like a super ball? Then it dawned on me that the whole theater was rocking with me, at which point the picture cut out and I realized 'Fuck, this is an earthquake and it just ruined the movie.' Seriously, I was only like 1/2 hour into it. That wasn't cool. Now I have to go again some other night.