Thursday, June 25, 2009

My Life

Here’s a short snippet of what I’ve been looking at all day for the past three days:

[122285] U FROM [192.168.124.122:9093] (165) [Sent 94803 Remo ] [Prev 00000000] [Unit 5319; 10; ] [Unit 5318; 23; ] [Unit 5320; 71; ] [Session: 4401185 0]
[122285] U TO [192.168.124.122:9093] (533) [Sent 122285 Remo ] [Prev 00000000] [Unit 6782; 39; ] [Unit 6784: 451; <6771:2> ] [Session: 4401185]
[122289] U TO [192.168.124.102:9045] (51) [Sent 122288 Remo ] [Prev 00000000] [Unit 5318; 23; ] [Session: 0]
[122289] U FROM [192.168.124.102:9045] (98) [Sent 156061 Remo <2:122285>] [Prev 00FFEBFF] {AK 6782}{AK 6784} [Unit 1459; 39; ] [Session: 0]

I swear that every minute I spend examining these software logs, my dick gets smaller and my chops get softer.

6 comments:

cyrusfx said...

[122678] LOAD READY [0000.12.21.2012:666] (420) [Sent 6969 Queermo ] [Cock Err.] [Large Unit; 10 in.] [Fail Unit; $roy] [Small Unit; 3 in; ] [Session: SOFT]

Mondu said...

lol

marchhare14 said...

INTERNETS!

Huge Larry said...

Wow. I didn't notice until now that you have 12/21/2012 as the date. Clean reference to end of the world.

Huge Larry said...

Work is the mind killer.

cyrusfx said...

work truly is gay.

especially here in Hawaii, where its largely not about what you know, but about who's cock you can suck, and how hard thou sucketh it.

i've never been more ready for a vacation in my adult life.