Friday, June 05, 2009

Off to host graduation

Nothing like speaking in front of seven thousand people to shake your confidence down to your loins.


  1. be sure to say something unsettling or about adulthood's insignificance, make your Cleansbros proud, bro!

  2. Tell them that the end of days is at hand.

  3. we should concentrate all our efforts into making Dec 12, 2012 the last day of humans on earth.

    its our best shot at creating a self-fulfilling prophecy, yo.

    and if its enough like Revelations that will mean that Jesus is Real and there actually is a heaven!

    We probably won't be on the guest list, though... if only for helping to bring about the end times... damned if you do, damned if you don't...

  4. I pwnd and managed to mix in a Star Wars reference for the second straight year.