Better than the Internet.
Yeah, I heard about that. I read some reviews and it's apparently a really good movie.
Well, fuck then let's watch it with beer!
Josh, do you remember when we all went to go see "Soldier" together just to see the trailer for Phantom Menace? You were incredibly drunk, but it didn't help to make that filthy movie any better... or was that Wing Commander... I can't remember. I'm done.
Wing Commander! Remember I told George Lucas to have sex with me after the trailer played? Then Kim brought me water and I poured it all over myself. Classic.