Better than the Internet.
at first I was like wtf, is this happening in America, Canada or some post-apocalyptic fascist society in an alternate universe where FOX is the only news channel?then I saw the word "Onion" and was relieved. I'd actually like to dress up for Halloween but I can't think of anything that's not too gay.
'faggy-acting boy' choice phrase thrown in there at the last second. Everyone go to zells for haloween, inlcuding you cy. its not to late to book a last minute flight.