Friday, October 16, 2009

Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.

I love how Vince claims that the Slap Chop will make anyone's life exciting.

The funny thing is that I've watched that video so much now, I'm truly convinced that the Slap Chop is a really useful tool which I should have. Am I the only one who feels that way?

Friday equates with the win.


  1. Well, that's the amazing thing about Vince. He can make anybody feel like a million bucks.

    The Slap Chop is of course bullshit, but I did wrestle with the same thought you did for a short while. Then I realized I never buy fucking groceries and I prepare my own food even less.

    I guess if you are a stay-at-home Mormon mom and you have lots of captured souls running about the compound, you might actually find it useful to save time by instantly dicing everything.

    But I don't actually believe that the slap chop is going to "slap all your problems away..."

    I wonder if it'd be possible to sue them by saying you thought buying the Slap Chop would cure your depression and it did not.

  2. I think that the slap chop is just as likely as anything else to cure depression.