Friday, November 27, 2009

Domain name opportunity.

We need to quickly purchase, because nobody owns it yet. We can have it link to some subsidiary sites which sell various self-help books, spiritual guidance audio tapes, and alcohol.

There's no better way to make money than by taking advantage of the lost and disillusioned masses.

BTW... I reformatted the blog. This wider template should allow for larger images to be posted without making the page look weaksauce.

Thursday, November 26, 2009


I'll Break someone somewhere
To Show how big I am
You know I'm not sorry
I'll Take everything

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

More lost numerology...

Flight 815... as in 4 (8 15) 16 23 42. Also, Jack was sitting in seat 42F.

Could it be?

I am returning from self-imposed exile from this blog to announce that I will be in SB tomorrow though Saturday, if anyone cares.

Effectiveness level = FULL

Also, my cat just died.

Monday, November 23, 2009



Kevin, I'm following you already. Interesting shit dog.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Shark Logo

I was just watching Lost, and in that show, a random shark in the ocean happened to have a logo on its tail which matched the logo found on the food containers in the underground bunker which is inhabited by Desmond. I don't know too much about Desmond yet, but I know that he just so happened to bump into jack while running stadium steps, and I have a feeling that he's going to be a big player.

OK. I'm going to go watch more now.

Also... 4 8 15 16 23 42. I have them memorized already.

Friday, November 20, 2009

the idiots are winning.

The Ghost of Sam Jenkins

Click on the pic to test my latest musical concoction. I learned some good mixing and mastering tips recently and am attempting to put them to use. You guys should get Reason so I can send you song files to jam out new parts to.

Thursday, November 19, 2009



Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I fail, you fail, we all fail together

I'm having one of those days in which I am unable to take anything. Everything feels like a struggle, even the smallest task. Perhaps some of this has to do with this my minor bout with an unidentified cold. Regardless, sometimes I envy those who have jobs in which they can just hide in a cubicle all day and work without being bothered. In a matter of minutes, my room will be flooded with 36 fourteen year-olds who will be asking me questions, making stupid comments, cussing, then pretending that they didn't, and overall being sucktards. I have to pretend like this is o.k.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Ghey Dot Phag

There once came a man out of Tulsa,
Who turned other men into Salsa.
He used a device to liquefy them real nice,
Then he made several planes out of balsa.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Friday, November 06, 2009

Expression of the Day

ass • hattery

Today's expression of the day is asshattery, which is defined as an activity of slightly less malevolency than assholery. The expression can be used as a verb or a noun, unlike its root, "asshat," which is usually just a noun. For example, one does not "asshat around," but one may find themselves "engaging in asshattery."

Here is the expression being used in conversation:

"Does it truly surprise me that some asshattery of this nature occurred? No more so than knowing a religion created by a science fiction writer is widely believed and disseminated as gospel."

Mickey Avalon. Pretty much anything he does is a form of asshattery.

Putting a sombrero on a donkey is a less common form of asshattery, but definitely still a waste of time for those who engage in its practice.