Better than the Internet.
You know that if that guy tried to say anything a big glob of gravy would ooze out of his mouth. Either that or just the word "durp"
he's got both sudokus as a newspaper. he's in it for the long haul.
You guys need to see the episode "Lucky" from the current season. It contains this character, named Mr. Clovis. He's a mildly retarded lucky man who's obsessed with the number nine and is always getting free orange juice.