Better than the Internet.
Agendas have meaning by definition.
Matt's agenda is to promote the concept of meaninglessness. In so doing he's regrettably and hypocritically forced to put meaning behind his words and actions.On a related note, it's understandable how the concept of total slothfulness is slow to catch on. The purest practitioners of sloth will always be too slothful to espouse its benefits and actively recruit young slothlets.