Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Each Day Is A Brand New Nightmare.

That's something pep used to tell us as we got ready for school every morning.

On shit days with my stocks, I like to equate what I could have done with the money I lost that day/week.

Today I decided I could have rented a tennis ball machine for 8 hours and been automatically hit in the nuts every 5 seconds.

Not only would it have been cheaper, it would have been more enjoyable.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Hot Mops

"One day you're trying to save the rainforests,

and the next, you're chugging cock... You will. Its the way of the world." - Christopher Walken

Monday, June 21, 2010

Big Tune

This guy really knows how to fill a track with filth in a genius kind of way, maximizing usage of waveform space. Don't forget to crank the "p" to 480, it makes all the difference in the world.

I was going to do a post on stocks pretty soon but need to digest some more knowledge first and want to make it good.

Thursday, June 17, 2010


That was such a filthy game, but somehow we came through the squalor with a large win. Ron Artest is ridiculous and unpredictable, but he brought the size tonight.

Monday, June 07, 2010

I hate Ray Allen.

There's just something so annoying about his smug demeanor. He gets the faggiest little smirk on his face when he makes baskets. This makes we me want him to be done.

I'm sure other people feel the same way about Kobe... but in my heart of hearts, I know that Ray Allen is a punk bitch. It hurt me all kinds of ways when he made 7 consecutive 3-pointers yesterday.