Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Badteacher

Here's the most horrible/awesome/cartmanesque idea for a april fool's joke for a teacher. I find a kid who's been a dick to me, and I look back at the work he did earlier in the year, when we did a bunch of "getting to know you" activities, and I divine from these papers whether or not he has a pet. If he does, good, because then I can have another kid come in and hand me a note from the office (o.k. really I wrote) that says simply printed out:

Dear Kid,
Your dog is dead. We're very sorry, we love you son.

Mom and dad.

Then, when the kid starts crying, I start yelling at him and telling him he should take it like a man, and then finally, I tell him, "Ha ha, just kidding!" and we are all friends again.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Holy Shit! I'm someone's dad!

What rough beast hath I loosed upon the world?

Friday, March 19, 2010

It's Going Down

Shit is going down, man. There's like, new shit going on. I know you might not be privy to all this new shit, but it's on. See you on the flipside.

Good 'Ol Fasioned Post

This is a good 'ol fashioned post
Nothin to see, nothin to boast
About toast:
Its delicious, especially with butter
But if you eat it with kanishes
Then you might be a nutter.
Like Chris, heard that fool was a cutter.
He used to drool in school
And have his pants cleaned by his mother.

The world's full a tools
And other people who would swallow
So if you wanna keep it cool
You gotta hit that Grand Theft Auto

IV, that is.

Respect: Ballad a Gay Tony
Respect: The Lost and The Damned
Respect: The Grove Street Homies
Respect: The Hardest Boss Man

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Cloverfield creams my corn...

...as does the new Star Trek movie and Lost.

J.J. Abrams has been relentlessly reaming my once-tight media hole. It's now loose and satiated. Life would be such a big fail without quality audio and video.