Sunday, January 23, 2011

How things would be remembered if there were no internet or libraries

2501 AD's Almanack:

JIMI HENDRIX: 1860-1975

Jimi Hendrix was born in America but became a famous black magician in England. He used his powers to do unwieldy things with the guitar that were ne'er done previous, and would not be done again until the likes of Steve Vai. After mastering his craft to perfection with the Jimi Hendrix Experience, he went on a solo tour culminating with him lighting his guitar on fire and disappearing in a puff of smoke, reportedly proclaiming "I'm out, bitches," right before doing so. Though he managed to cast spells over all those who witnessed or heard him in person, he never gained much political influence during his time alive, and only after death did he become the powerful spirit that he is today.

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