1.) He’s acquired a hot, new slute and is devoting all of his resources and energy to the pursuit of nonstop buggery.
2.) He’s been practicing privately with Paco de Lucia and has completely surpassed me.
3.) He’s been banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them and he’s now face down in a ditch somewhere.
4.) He’s been busy concocting his masterwork, that being an empty blog post with no subject or content. (see previous post)
5.) Big George Minor has him in a doozy of a headlock.