Friday, November 04, 2011



  1. I don't always post comments, but when I do, I've been drinking Four Loko.

  2. "I don't always do drugs, but when I do, I prefer carbonated alcohol form."

    "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." - Mitch Hedberg

    "I used to do drugs, but that was way back there." - Dave Attel

  3. If society collapses, we all have to go and try to hang out with my brother. He has guns, silver, and corn. But I don't know if he'll let me in to his citadel.

  4. HAHAHAHA. I heard Charlie Sheen and Adam Sandler both have impressive, end-of-the-world scenario bunkers.

    I'm just grabbing guns, camping supplies, hard rations, water bottles and batteries. Then a copy of the latest real-estate guide to find a sweet beach or ranch house to occupy and fortify.

    However, if the said anarchy is due to the event of war with China, well then I'll only have time to see a bright flash before my body is disintegrated by a nuclear heatblast. (because I live close to Pearl Harbor)

  5. I remember your recounting of a childhood fear that the seas would dry up and billions of Chinese would come storming across the ocean floor to invade America. That would be awesome to depict in a movie.