Men Against the Desensitizing Confinement of Condoms
MADCOC Charter
Article I
The man staff is a living, breathing life form, and must not be strangled, suffocated, overly compartmentalized, wrapped in latex, goat skin, cat gut, nor any other naturally occurring or synthetically fabricated load-catching material.
Article II
The pull-out-ski maneuver, when executed in a skilled fashion, is, in fact, perfectly safe. Only lesser men lacking in cream control will fail with this time-tested technique
Article III
Unclean partners are to be avoided at all costs. This can be facilitated through the use of a trained canine helper specifically bred for the purpose of smelling diseased lady parts.
7 retort(s):
Go raw or go home.
Just flesh or it's sketch.
I wanna chant the second one at an occupy rally.
No rubber if you love her.
God's law: dog raw.
Take all the tricks on with natural friction [frick-shawn].
The unimpeded ream is the holiest of schemes.
Bareback or Bust
Free the Peen
Unsheath the Beast
Jimmy Hats are for Dirty Rats
Just say "no" to Trojan
Free Johnson!
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