Better than the Internet.
Point taken, but at least he's exploiting something in the right direction.
We need the steady hands of a wealthy Mormon to massage this tired nation.
Romney could perform roughly 30,000 30-minute massages during his first term, if he delegated his presidential duties to various administrative minions and gave massages for 8-9 hours a day, every day. But if you take into consideration the possibility of a "happy ending", then his cumulative total probably drops to about 25,000 massages.