Thursday, May 03, 2012

Don't hork my Lindberger...

"Cheese carries a lot of value in a compact package. It's small, easy to slip into a pocket, and it's not traceable."

Important info for cheese enthusiasts.


  1. Cheese will replace the dollar as the world's currency standard by 2025. Invest heavily in cheeses that age well now. In a post-apocalyptic world, a block of parmesagn (sp) will be able to buy you a ferrari. You can also trade velveeta cubes or American slices for gas.

  2. Trader Joes' Goat Milk Gouda offers a price to performance ratio that is hard to beat.