Saturday, July 28, 2012

Hot girl eating massive broccoli...


Masculine, cool guy trivia...

Question: What is the single best movie in which Cameron Diaz has appeared? Hint: It's not necessarily a movie in which she had a very important role.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Andrew W.K.'s Facebook is the cyber embodiment of partying hard

"OH MY GOD I LOVE TACOS SO MUCH. Everything is amazing! I feel so good! Life is awesome and I'm fucking partying! GO! GO! GO! Let's have fun forever!

And let's feel good all the time!


Friday, July 20, 2012


In case people from the future (hey, that's you!) do a search for the term global klepto-corporatocracy, here's a list of the 10 biggest corporations in the world as of 2012, all of which have received billions in government bailouts, insurance deals or backings, and all of which in turn contribute billions of dollars back to their respective governments via lobbying efforts to guarantee sustained business and/or future bailouts:

Rank Company Country Industry
1 Royal Dutch Shell  Netherlands Petroleum
2 Exxon Mobil  United States Petroleum
3 Wal-Mart Stores  United States Retail
4 BP  United Kingdom Petroleum
5 Sinopec  China Petroleum
6 China National Petroleum  China Petroleum
7 State Grid  China Power
8 Chevron  United States Petroleum
9 ConocoPhillips  United States Petroleum
10 Toyota Motor  Japan Automobiles

† not really; its actually a multinational corporation

Here's last year's full list of the world's 500 biggest corporations. Fannie Mae - a "mortgage company" which was "spun off" from the government in the 60s and nearly went bankrupt as a privatized corporation before receiving hundreds of billions in taxpayer-funded bailouts - is still at #15. I find that to be rather, well, fucked up, Watson...

Also, there's only 15 days left on the secret poll. So vote now, or vote later, because I'll probably extend it a few years next time I dig into that code.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Holy Shaznor

Google Maps incredibly thorough in Maui

Was looking at this place for a work assignment. Pretty funny how the Google Maps car went down this path like it was a street. Shit I would too if I was assigned to Maui. Take your time and shit. The security guy in the golf cart must think they're being spied on or something. But really its just great advertising for this resort.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Comedy Bang! Bang!

I meant to post this a while ago, somebody recently uploaded a decent version.. The podcast is better than the IFC show, but I'm hoping that they'll get better at it as they go along. There's a lotta good Reggie Watts videos out there as well.

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Super Design Ending-Man

Witness the power of the euro NES clone!