Ask yourself if the kings of Prussia and/or Newfoundland ever had access to the following:
Large thin-crust, half Canadian bacon and pineapple, half pepperoni.
Bud light platinum.
Kosher, Hebrew National, all-beef hot dogs.
Bacardi mixed with Diet Dr. Pepper.
Now that's a recipe for a win, the likes of which no demigod or man has ever known, henceforth or hitherto.
-Cody (yeah, I'm fucked)