Saturday, September 08, 2012

Prop 12B

Everyone be sure to vote on proposition 12B. (Twelve beers and it looks good, eh.) Argument in favor: Negligible fiscal impact under $20, with a general increase in size, mirth, and girth. This ain’t your grandma’s proposition. Be hard, and take it to the extreme with prop 12B, son. Supporters: American Beer Consortium ZMZ Productions Doug Doogendorfer Argument against: Don’t be fooled by the special interests and other dillholes. If you read the fine print, you’ll see that prop 12B has a hidden and risk of sending you south in a hurry. Funded by maverick billionaire Aaron Zell, this quick-fix plan just doesn’t make sense. Don’t be soft. Join high-powered mutants everywhere and vote NO on 12B. Red wine has been a solid alternative for thousands of years. Supporters: The Producers of “Good Burger” Thomas Riker (transporter clone of William Riker)


Mondu said...

Don't forget prop. 8ski, and be sure to put that rice crispy treat in your mouth.

cyrusfx said...

For the longest time I was always wary of other dillholes, now I know why.

I'm going to abstain until Zell releases more tax records.