Saturday, September 08, 2012

Prop 12B

Everyone be sure to vote on proposition 12B. (Twelve beers and it looks good, eh.) Argument in favor: Negligible fiscal impact under $20, with a general increase in size, mirth, and girth. This ain’t your grandma’s proposition. Be hard, and take it to the extreme with prop 12B, son. Supporters: American Beer Consortium ZMZ Productions Doug Doogendorfer Argument against: Don’t be fooled by the special interests and other dillholes. If you read the fine print, you’ll see that prop 12B has a hidden and risk of sending you south in a hurry. Funded by maverick billionaire Aaron Zell, this quick-fix plan just doesn’t make sense. Don’t be soft. Join high-powered mutants everywhere and vote NO on 12B. Red wine has been a solid alternative for thousands of years. Supporters: The Producers of “Good Burger” Thomas Riker (transporter clone of William Riker)

2 comments:

Mondu said...

Don't forget prop. 8ski, and be sure to put that rice crispy treat in your mouth.

cyrusfx said...

For the longest time I was always wary of other dillholes, now I know why.

I'm going to abstain until Zell releases more tax records.