Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Jokes I Can't Tell on Facebook

1. I like vomiting now. Before it just used to be a nuisance - get in the way of partying or lovemaking and would sometimes lead to crying. Now when I throw up I'm like, "All right, I just lost some weight!"

2. No matter how bad inflation gets, it still only costs $1 to see a pussy.. They may not be pleased if that's all you throw down and then walk away, but that's all that it takes.

3. Realizing that the age of consensual sex in Hawaii is 16 allows me to legally have dirtier thoughts than usual. I guess you could also bring any girl in America to Hawaii on her 16th birthday and she'd be good to go.

Also, I like the new German-friendly blog description. I hope somebody actually changed that and I don't have a virus in my computer that translates certain text to German. 

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Freestyle post

I wish I had some more astralagus
That shit regenerates the buffers of your DNA strands if you take it in high enough concentrations.
Antioxidants are good too, I need to get on those.
I also like gummy vitamins because regular vitamins (however psychosomatically) make my liver hurt.
I just don't like the idea of a big concentrated wad of vitamins and minerals in my gullet.
Also, 5-HTP and DHEA are prime choice supplements as well. They will make your body chi flow, similar to how fiber makes your bowels flow.
I might have to move back to Cali in a while. We'll see. Until then, here's 3 nice random pictures of Hawaii I took over the years. The middle one is some military defense radar ball in Pearl Harbor. Its self-propelled, came here on its own from Alaska a few years ago. 

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Peter Jackson goes big with 48 FPS 3D video and Dolby Atmos audio.

'The Hobbit' to be released in Dolby Atmos:

Has he gone too far with this tech? Does he need to calm down and stop pushing the envelope of the cinematic AV experience? Will this movie be big on technology, but small on actual quality of content?

Tuesday, October 16, 2012


Peep this link my knee grows:


Dr. Zell told me that he wants The Doug to be there.

I watched the debate for about 20 min. and then I had to post this...

Friday, October 05, 2012

If you use Paypal...

...beware the ream.

U gonna take it now son.

 Unless you opt out: (1) you will only be permitted to pursue claims against PayPal on an individual basis, not as a plaintiff or class member in any class or representative action or proceeding and (2) you will only be permitted to seek relief (including monetary, injunctive, and declaratory relief) on an individual basis.

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Monday, October 01, 2012

Economic Hitman: the game


Level One: The year is 1970. The place is Jakarta, Indonesia. You are one smooth consultant mofo, working for MAIN Intenational. You have 14 days to convince local advisors to sign a contract for an electrical infrastructure grid to be built by your contractors, or else the government will start sending in Jackyls (aka CIA who distribute arms to the locals & foster insurrection). If you haven't accomplished the mission in 30 days, the government sends in the military to uproot the current regime and you lose.

Other levels (each level involves extracting a resource from that country, sussing out weaknesses of leadership personalities, winning over the minds of officials and preventing covert CIA or military from ruining your deal):

Saudi Arabia
The Phillipines

Boss levels:


Supersonic Larry