Better than the Internet.
Oh man. Did you read his story? If even a quarter of that blurb is true, then this guy was awesome and deserves his own movie.
Joe Rogan posted it on Facebook so it must be true.
I guess there already is a movie that is at least partially based on this guy's story. It mentions that in the article, but I hadn't read that far earlier.
I was going to make a joke about Native American livers and alcohol consumption but I'll just not do that instead.