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Sluttard: half slut, half tard. Can I make a request that peepmypile.com have a built-in Pile Rating feature, where you can click the number of stars you want to give the pile from 1 - 5? 1 would be a translucent diahhreal and 5 would be a hearty Lincoln Log.
That's a good idea. Based on the piles you rate highly, the site will suggest other piles that you might enjoy. There will be a piping-hot neural network server farm which has an optimized algorithm for grouping people into sets based on the kinds of piles they like.