Better than the Internet.
Those are really funny, Doug. Total Star Wars storm trooper rip off in the lower left of the 'Crack Down' cover.
Alternate names for each game, from top to bottom...The Moon Base of Doctor MoreauTimothy Fangshadow: The Feline Face-Eating DetectiveSatan StormAlex Kidd in Rod WorldThe Adventures of Young ShinobiCaddy Assassin 2K13iBat MiniMech QueeriorKevin Costner: Against The WildTardish McFag's Soft SkateboardingHigh-Yield Pixel Fishing: Bottom Feeder EditionMost of those aren't as good as the actual titles, but I was bored.
Crack down takes the cake for it's extreme 80's era over-the-topness. I wanna play Ninja Scooter Simulator even though I'm sure it would be really disappointing.
In Soft Skateboarding you have full pads and a helmet and the object is to successfully skate down a straight path for 10 yards. That already takes up 7.5 MB of memory so each level is the same but a different color and you skate slightly faster.