Thursday, May 23, 2013

Leo may experience the burnination of a space fail.

SEE THIS LINK for info about how Leo will be gleaming the cube on the Virgin Galactic spacecraft in 2014. I see this as a potential life ender for him. I wonder if they will have alco beverages on the craft. It would be clean to be in the record books as the first human to drink in space. Then again, I'm sure that some hardcore Ruskie Cosmonaut has already been there and done that.

5 comments:

Taint Montgomery said...

I would rather go into space with someone who wasn't him. I'd want to focus on the fact that I was in space, and sitting next to Mr. DiCarprio would be an unwelcome distraction. I'd rather sit next to someone famous but less interesting, like the singer from Depeche Mode or Mr. Bean.

Huge Larry said...

I hear you, but wouldn't Mr. Bean inevitably start some shenanigans which would result in a humorous catastrophe, thus distracting you from the space experience?

cyrusfx said...

Mr. Bean would shit a fine mist of diahhrea into the cabin, causing everyone to have to breathe his fecal particles for the remainder of the trip. The lead singer of Depeche Mode would just mourn over life and the lack of cock in space.

cyrusfx said...

Not that I dislike Depeche Mode, I kinda want to hear their new album, but I heard he is of that persuasion.

Taint Montgomery said...

Actually if I sat next to Leo I would have an opportunity to tell him that he has come a long way since his knob-polishing days of youth. I would tell him that he has become one of the better actors of our generation, and then I would apologize for all the people who hated him during his youth.