Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Man or Flounder?

His eyes are so far away from his nose they are almost on the sides of his head.


  1. His wide field of view allows him to better detect predators in wide-open terrain, but his blind spot hinders his ability to manipulate tools. Just one of the many genetic avenues that keeps randomly occurring, but keeps failing to gain traction.

  2. Don Vito from that stupid Bam Margera show had a similar mug disorder. Also, Don Vito grabbed some teen girls ass while drunk at anautograph signing thing at a mall somewhere in middle America.