Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Midweek Mind Melter

I'm feeling so pwned by the grindenheimer. What can I do to lift my spirits?

3 comments:

cyrusfx said...

Here's a few suggestions:

1. Sell your patent and then retire on that sweet cheddar brick.

2. Get a buzz cut, wear black frame glasses with tape in the middle and bring a suitcase to work. Then ask your boss for a raise and a week of paid vacation lest things get all Falling Down up in here.

3. Release The Chief to Netflix and watch the hot residual checks come in from your Barbados bungalow.

4. Get a prescription for a hard-hitting benzodiazepene. Those shits make any gruel enjoyable, but are best for playing long hours of The Sims. Which you can now do if you follow any of the other suggestions.

5. Take your savings and invest it in some future tech microcap stocks. I think mining stocks are probably a good buy right now as well.

Huge Larry said...

#4 sounds like the path of least resistance, but I worry that the sweet sauce would slightly soften my skills in the sphere of software stroking. Of course, I probably wouldn't notice or care while under the influence.

Taint Montgomery said...

There's nothing like a string of minor 7 b5 arpeggios to put a smile on your face.


Predictably, my suggestion in chops related. So I'll also go ahead and recommend #4 above.