Thursday, August 15, 2013

Welcome into the fold, mammal brother.



  1. Evolution has been kind to this mammals face. People will enjoy looking at it.

  2. De-claw, domesticate, market through our 'one weird pet' internet ad campaign. Make $$$.

  3. Yeah. It's time to take a trip to the northwest quadrant of South America. Bring your fruits and traps.

    It's also time for me to take revenge against small mammals, because I was once robbed of my candy by an escaped monkey at the SB zoo (true story). There's nothing more demoralizing than being bested by a lesser primate, and to see him gorge himself on your hard-earned candy, as he gazes nonchalantly down, safe in his assessment that you're not physically able to climb the tree and kill him.

    Anyway... am I correct that it's proper to capitalize the names of continents? That seems strange to me, but I think it's correct. I'm just not going to look it up and spoil the fun. America is apparently named after Amerigo Vespucci, but it would be cleaner if it were just called Doug, or Larry.

  4. BTW, Kevin, your Blogger profile picture looks sort of like Jordan Zell in a gay costume, wearing loads of makeup.