Friday, April 25, 2014

Taint Montgomery's Internet doppelganger has been found!

Not a perfect clone, but certainly the result of convergent evolution.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

I'm starting a new cryptocurrency.

Its going to be called "NoneCoin."

There are 0 in pre-mine with a total circulation of 0. Each block reward is halved every 24 hours from 0 to 0.

Don't even bother trying to get them. You can't have any.

(ps: there is a crypto called "Unobtanium," and it is so rare that nobody's heard of it or really cares about it...)

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Donate to Size Science

This is more just a javascript placeholder but if we start to take in the sweet, sweet donations, I'll use them to set up a Cleansmanship Longevity Fund where I reinvest the proceeds in alt coins and then use that money to fund a members-only vacation to Hawaii.

Just think about how easy it would have been for Walter White to launder money with today's cryptocurrency explosion. If only he could have held out another year or two. There's currently over 250 cryptocurrencies out there. Most will fail, but I reckon some will prove useful to society.

Friday, April 18, 2014

To make up for my post with the baby.

I first saw this about a year ago but I don't think I posted it then. There's a small chance I'm wrong.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Meanwhile, modern science has delivered us some amazing new beverages.

2008 - Bud Light Lime

2009 - Big Blue

2010 - Sambazon Acai Smoothie

2011 - Vita Coco with Pineapple

2012 - Coco Cafe

2013 - KonaRed

2014 - Ito En Fruit & Vegetable Juice

Tuesday, April 01, 2014