Sunday, December 14, 2014

God is firmly on the side of Adrian Peterson.

The following quotations come from the King James Version (KJV) of the Bible:

Prov 13:24: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes (diligently)."
Prov 19:18: "Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying."
Prov 22:15: "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him."
Prov 23:13: "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die."
Prov 23:14: "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell (Shoel)."
Prov 29:15: "The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame."

23:13 is definitely the funniest one.

1 comment:

  1. LOL.

    Well, you know, the main thing is, he got caught. And you just can't do that, son. That's the one real rule of the NFL. You should know better by now: don't get caught.

    ps: I experienced direct reverse-racism (otherwise known as racism) for the 2nd or 3rd time whilst during my 9.5 years in Hawaii. It was a weird sensation, one that most white Americans will never experience. You can't truly understand racism until you are suddenly the underclassling.