Sunday, December 14, 2014

God is firmly on the side of Adrian Peterson.

The following quotations come from the King James Version (KJV) of the Bible:

Prov 13:24: "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes (diligently)."
Prov 19:18: "Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying."
Prov 22:15: "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him."
Prov 23:13: "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die."
Prov 23:14: "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell (Shoel)."
Prov 29:15: "The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame."

23:13 is definitely the funniest one.

1 comment:

cyrusfx said...

LOL.

Well, you know, the main thing is, he got caught. And you just can't do that, son. That's the one real rule of the NFL. You should know better by now: don't get caught.

ps: I experienced direct reverse-racism (otherwise known as racism) for the 2nd or 3rd time whilst during my 9.5 years in Hawaii. It was a weird sensation, one that most white Americans will never experience. You can't truly understand racism until you are suddenly the underclassling.