Better than the Internet.
There's your helping of NSFW, unless you work at Vice or a porn store, in which case its probably your desktop wallpaper.
Oh won't you tell me how to get......to gay.net?
As much as I love this pic, I'm afraid it has desensitized my receptors for gay-related humour. It's like a singularity of ridiculous gayness.
The merfags that is, not the young Thom.