Better than the Internet.
This is teh gheynus.I wish I had some tall boys.Look at my size, son.
Rar! How is this real?Just 4 days after paydayAnd I'm almost broke
Ya gotta stop hitting up those high-priced 'tutes, duder. They'll suck your bank account dry whilst emptying your bollocks.
Monday, Monday, shitNo more 'tutes till the weekendGood thing pr0n is free