Thursday, September 24, 2015


The entire world is currently under the threat of thousands of internet server attacks every second.
Do you have what it takes to survive DDOS warfare? Press "PLAY" to begin.

No but really, check out this website. Its fuckin badass.

Friday, September 04, 2015

Your Meta Moment of the Week

Its The Sims 4 playing The Sims 2.

I love Nerd Cubed. He's still fantastic. Can you believe one dude (Markiplier, similar format) has 9 million YouTube subscribers? He's pretty much got a bigger following than Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity. Pretty amazing what teh internets can deliver these days.

Thursday, September 03, 2015

Chappie vs. Ex Machina

I watched both of these films across 2 days, as I've been sick and without much to do. Here is my report.

- would win in a fight
- guns, explosions and cussing
- was slightly humorous
- requires huge leaps in logic to enjoy
- yet had an original, compelling twist in the end

Ex Machina
- hot cyberslutes galore
- more like a horror film, though a bit slow moving in parts
- the main character wrestles with his attraction to the cyborg, as did I
- all-around more twisty and intelligent than Chappie
- now I can't trust future AI bots at all

Other Points
- they could just combine these movies together into Chappie Ex Machina.
- I would go around uploading consciousness.dat to everything that recognized the computer language it was written in, which is probably DOS if I'm not mistaken. You could upload it to robotic assembly lines, bitcoin wallets, nuclear missile launch mainframes. I would immediately upload it to chatbots and as many places as possible on the internet to try to rush the beginnings of SkyNet.
- I'm still not down with the idea that a copy of myself is the same thing as myself.
- don't give your cyberslutes access to sharp objects.